Monday, May 30, 2011

Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind Book Launch & Summer Event Calendar


            Mark McElligott kicks off his official book tour for Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind this Sunday at 6 p.m. at Finnan's Sports Bar & Grill on 1191 Lincoln Avenue in his native town of Lockport.  After a few preliminary readings and the wildly successful launch of his debut humor book, he'll be reading a series of laugh-out-loud rants from his debut collection during what's sure to be an entertaining evening of comedy.  Please join us this Sunday in celebrating the publication of one of the funniest books I've read in the last decade.  First Edition signed copies of Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind will be available for $15, but quantities are limited, so please show up early or on time if you want a copy.  The word of mouth and the sales of his book have been spreading like wildfire, so don't miss out!  If you want to order a copy in advance, visit:
Here's a calendar for Mark's other events this summer:
 Saturday, June 11th, 7 p.m. to 10 p.m.  Caz Coffee CafĂ©, 668 Abbott Rd., Buffalo 825-7806. Reading and Signing with Mark McElligott, author of the humor collection Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind.  
Sunday, June 26th, 5 p.m. to 7 p.m.  Doubt It Publishing presents a book reading by Mark McElligott (Random Thoughts From A Broke Mind) and Tom Waters (Mockery) at Rust Belt Books (202 Allen St., Buffalo, 885-9535).  Admission is free, signed first editions of both books available for $15 each. 
Sunday, July 10th, 7 p.m. to 10 p.m.  Book signing at Brennan's Bowery Bar (4401 Transit Rd., Clarence) with Tom Waters (Mockery) and Mark McElligott (Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind).  Special musical guest David Waters (Whiskey Suicide).
We'll see you this Sunday for what's sure to be the start of an incredible comedy career.  Buckle up, Lockport!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

A Few Acres Of Ground To Cover: New Books, New Shows & A Reality Check

            What a productive week!  After telling multiple newspapers that I had no intention of writing an essay collection ever again, I found a way to write another essay collection: make it fun again. 
            Unlike any book I've written to date, it started with the title: Travesty.  My goal is to make every piece live up to the title of the book and to make sure that every single rant is shorter, funnier and more offensive than anything I've written to date.  I also set a few ground rules: nothing longer than three pages, every rant has to be written in one sitting and I can't cover a topic I've covered so far.  I started last week with one rant about the supposed Rapture and haven't stopped.  One third of the book is already done.  The only problem is that I have no idea when to release it.  Doubt It Publishing has a full dance card for the next two years, so I may have to piggyback it with the numbered hardcover release for Icarus On The Mend in the fall of 2012 and I'm leaning strongly towards that.
            Pre-production on Poke The Scorpion With A Sharp Stick (my third collection of poetry) is progressing at a rate that's astonishing and well ahead of schedule.  Brian Platter (the graphic designer behind Six Shot Studios) has taken the bull by the horns and he's tackled the book head on with a bold look, some daring choices for the title and content fonts and a beautiful presentation where the headers and footers are concerned.  For those of you who were trusting enough to make the leap along with me where Breathing Room Volume I and II were concerned, you won't be disappointed. 
The content has evolved since the original two poetry books to the point where I'm no longer aping my own heroes and I've developed my own voice where poems are concerned.  While it's not necessarily a jumping off point, it is a progression, so we're working overtime to create a size format that bridges the jump between Breathing Room Volume I and II.  If you buy this book this fall, you'll be pleasantly surprised with the growth.  Two major national literary magazines (The Chiron Review and Chronogram) have already gotten on board with three different poems that they'll be publishing in short order. 
I devoted a week to submitting the content to the top poetry trades in the country along with putting the final touches on the manuscript and it's already paying off.  While poetry books don't pay off as well as my rant collections, it's a labor of love and something I would do whether I turned a profit or not.  This new book means a lot to me and Six Shot Studios is doing a spectacular job on the appearance.  Expect the specialty format this fall by the time Mark McElligott and I get very serious about touring on a regional scale. 
Last night I reconnected with two dear friends in person for the first time in three years: Greg Sterlace and Paula Wachoviak (sp?).  Greg and Paula are back in town for a limited time and he's taken back the reins for The Greg Sterlace Show, his wildly popular Time Warner program spanning back over the last ten years.  The results of the show taping were horrific and hilarious at the same time.  For those of you who catch it on TV, it's the epitome of cringe comedy.  I'll have a link for you in a week or two, but in the mean time, here's a sneak preview of a small percentage of the wrongness at play here on the Mr. Ski Mask show that Mark McElligott and I taped almost a month ago.  Click your way over to:

            And finally, there are two new belated episodes of The Big Words I Know By Heart Radio Hour available online as well as for free on iTunes.  Almost a month after the actual in-store event (I had to pick up a new SD Card Reader), I hammered out the content and edited it for full-scale enjoyment this morning and posted these two abominations.  Here are your links and synopses:

Episode 61: 'My balloon knot will stay firmly tied'
Tom kicks off a comic book promotion at Don's Atomic Comices with a star studded cast of special guests including Carrie & Ron Gardner, Monster Matt, Terry Kimmel, John Kindelan, Michael Hoffert Jr. and Brian Platter.  Newcomer Brian Bogucki gets blindsided while Mark McElligott rolls with the punches.

To hear the show online click on the link below:

Tom's Atomic Bonus Round: 'Parting Words'
Tom closes out an evening of hilarity and insanity by getting a few more cheap shots in at Terry Kimmel's expense and dropping a few promotional plugs for once.

To hear the show online click on the link below:

-You can also conveniently subscribe to the show for free on iTunes by searching 'Big Words Radio' under the Podcast section as well as the Comedy listing.  The Literature category is a dead link that is no longer active, so please subscribe and the entire library will be at your command!

            May was a horrible month for the show in terms of downloads and requests, so I implore you to visit the sites or subscribe to the show.  Without a noticeable increase in traffic I see no reason to keep devoting so much time to working on pre-show prep, research, questions, guests, recording time, production and posting time.  If you enjoy the show, please tell your friends, spread the word and download at will.  Big Words Radio has been booming since September of 2010 and it's crushing to see the latest numbers.  For a show production that costs me so much in man hours without collecting any monetary revenue, I could really use your help.  Download, listen and tell your friends.  Unlike some other podcast hosts, I don't cook my numbers.  Despite some recent turbulence that has zero bearing on this month's numbers, I would really appreciate your ears (and your feedback) on the show.  I've spent four years slaving away on a free hobby and it would mean a lot to me if you pitched in and clicked a link or shared the show with the people you know.  All I ask for is a spreading contagion on my stats by the end of June.  Please help me out. 
            Mockery is selling better and faster than any book that preceded it, so thank you so much for that.  Every appearance has been positive and the book is breaking down barriers heretofore unheard of.  You have no idea how grateful I am for all of the people who have come on board and spread the word about my work and my book. 
            Three people in the same week commented or asked about the level of my output lately (a lot) and I wish I had an answer for all of you.   I'm in a good place.   The big picture is clicking comfortably into a lifestyle that leads me to bigger and better things along with the ability to write more and publish more often.  Things will only get better from here.  Doubt It Publishing is not a short term subsidy house or a slash and burn print on demand concept, it's quickly becoming a reality.  I'm going to have to make a hard decision in November when it comes around to picking a new Author Of The Year to work with. 
            At the risk of sounding insincere or faux-humble, here's what's always guided and informed me: William Carlos Williams.  He was a popular poet, a family man and a practicing physician.  After a full overtime shift and an appropriate amount of time eating dinner and tucking his kids into bed and spending time with his wife, he added some hours to his waking existence to writing poems.  I'm an artist from Buffalo.  This is the only option that any of us have for expressing ourselves.  If your work means that much to you, make the time for it.  That's it.  None of us are busier than William Carlos Williams was, so what's your excuse?  If what you have to say and want to say is important, you'll find a way to express it and make the time to do it above and beyond every other responsibility that you have. 
            I'm nobody special.  Writing is the way that I cope with a world that I can't grasp or deal with without figuring it out on paper.  None of us are heroes or gods or legends and the majority of us do it because we need to.  Otherwise we'd lose our minds without the outlet.  All of this is work.  All of this is important and vital and crucial to me.  Whether it's a mountain or a mole hill, this is what keeps me relatively sane. 

Thank you so much for making it a lucrative side business.  In another ten years, I hope to make it a career.  Please help me work towards it.
Keeping busy,
Tom Waters

Monday, May 16, 2011

Back On The Horse: Call For Submissions & Two Important Promotions This Week


            As previously stated, Doubt It Publishing is rolling forward in June with this year's round of submissions for our 2012 Author Of The Year.  From June 1st through November 1st I'll be reviewing full length manuscript submissions for fiction, nonfiction and poetry.  Doubt It Publishing is looking for: humor, horror, short stories, self-help, memoirs, essays, rants, poetry and suspense. If your book is gripping and engaging I want to see it!  Send either a query, sample chapters or full manuscript to: bigwordsmailbag@yahoo.com. 
There is no reading fee or entry fee of any kind.  The only criteria is that you must reside in the Buffalo area and possess a talent for writing along with a willingness to work hard promoting your book when it comes out next year.  As 2011 Author Mark McElligott knows, marketing and campaigning for his book (Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind) is every bit as important as writing it.  You can review the Author Agreement details at http://www.doubtitpublishing.blogspot.com or by joining the open Doubt It Publishing group on Facebook.  If you know someone who's working on a book, please pass the word along.  Again, I am only picking (and working with) one author per year so that I can give them my undivided attention as well as the full brunt of my networking, marketing and media experience.  If you have any additional questions, feel free to email me at: bigwordsmalbag@yahoo.com.
Getting back to Mark McElligott, he chose to promote alongside me shortly after I launched Mockery, so while I'm starting to wind down on appearances for my book he'll be taking the baton and running with it in the coming months.  This Thursday I'll be reading and signing at Talking Leaves Books on 3158 Main St. from 7 p.m. (SHARP!) to 8 p.m.  Talking Leaves is another venue very close to my heart because it's local, I've done a promotion there for almost every book for the last decade and it's a great store.  Somehow Jonathan has a knack for stocking the ONE Bukowski book that I don't own every time I visit.  If you like poetry, they've got one of the largest selections in the tri-state area and they feature a comprehensive and diverse selection of local authors. 
This Saturday, Mark McElligott and I will both be reading at Stockman's Tavern on 9870 Transit Rd. in Swormville (between Amherst and Lockport) from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m.  Stockman's is a great bar with a great crowd, so please mark your calendar and make the time to come out and join us.  This will be Mark's first full-length reading, so please join me in welcoming him and his incredibly funny new book Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind.  Copies of Mockery and Random Thoughts will be limited, so either show up early or buy both on http://lulu.com  for the low low price of $15.
I'll see you out on the town this week.  Ladies and gentleman, start your submissions!
Thanks,
Tom Waters  

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Elston Takes The Gold, Mockery Sells Through, Random Thoughts Busts Out Of The Gate & A Few Surprise Releases...


            The ArtVoice 2011 Best Of Buffalo Awards came and went and Jon Elston (the resident playwright for the Road Less Travelled Theater Company) won for Best Writer.  To be honest, there's no one I'd rather lose to.  Jon's a talented and prolific writer in addition to being a great guy and we've known each other too long to let something as petty as an awards show get in the way of our friendship.  Congratulations are long overdue for Jon and his accolades are well deserved.  I suppose I'll just have to campaign harder and start earlier next year when it comes to AV's poll process. 
On to more pressing business and the importance of timing, though.  A funny thing happened on the way to the Caz Coffee reading: I checked my inventory and somehow I've gotten down to two remaining copies of Mockery.  The book has performed so well for the initial slate of launch events that my first payload is depleted.  The book is doing very well and it's selling a lot faster than I expected, surpassing the break even mark (recouping production and design costs) and far exceeding it.  More copies are on order and they'll be in stock in time for the Talking Leaves Main reading next Thursday (7 p.m.) as well as the reading and signing at Stockman's Tavern with Mark McElligott on the 21st (7 p.m.).  If you want or need a copy before then, you can pick one up at either Talking Leaves location or order direct from my distributor at http://www.lulu.com.
As far as book releases go, I've always tried to release no more than one of my own books for year.  That policy is changing.  With the amount of people who have voiced their interest in the autobiography (Icarus On The Mend), there's another side project that's been scooted front and center in order for me to release an Icarus limited-run numbered hardcover in the fall of 2012 (50 copies) followed by a two volume trade paperback launch in 2013.  The manuscript for the memoirs is massive, and it'll take no less than six months to proof, edit and revise.  After promoting Mockery and doing some light piggyback promotions in the fall with Mark McElligott, I'll be blocking out some time to dig my heels in and get the work done. 
This week I finalized the structure and the basic manuscript for Poke The Scorpion With A Sharp Stick, my third book of poems.  Unlike Breathing Room Volume I and II, it's a step in a different direction: an original one.  While both Breathing Rooms were an homage to the people who inspired me to write poetry (Charles Bukowski, e.e. cummings, Rosemary Koethe and Tracy Zullo, respectively), Scorpion shows evidence of an emerging, original voice.  Like any writer (and much in the same manner in which I started out writing essays), I aped my favorites.
The wake of that process has a momentum of its own, and the result is an amalgamation of some standard tricks along with quite a few new ones.  The Breathing Room  books were never blockbusters in terms of sales, but the content was important to me, and they've sold slowly and steadily enough to warrant a third collection.  The response I've gotten from those of you who enjoy poetry as well as those of you brave enough to try something new has been overwhelmingly positive encouraging.
The only speed bump in working on the layout was dealing with comments from many of you that Volume I: Free Verse was the best book I've ever written.  How in the hell do you top a comment like that?  With hard work, frequent revisions and a liberal dose of elbow grease.  Much like the pre-production on Mockery, I've gone out of my way to creative a cohesive, seamless book that can be read in one sitting.  Anything that didn't feel right got tossed and anything written after the initial draft that felt like it belonged alongside the source material was added.  I hope that you'll be pleased with the results.  Poke The Scorpion With A Sharp Stick is slated for a September release this year.  I've already got an artist working on the cover art (mixed media) and Brian Platter from Six Shot Studios will be working on the interior design and cover layout.  More details as we get closer to the launch.
Meanwhile Mr. Mark McElligott is doing quite well with his Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind.  His debut collection of rants broke even the week it came out (within two days of sales) and the word of mouth on how funny the book is has been generating a lot of referral sales.  While my humor leans towards the universal, sarcastic and psychotic, his headspace is a lot more user friendly.  Mark's manuscript won me over with his unique voice, his left-field observations and his bravery in the face of self-deprecation.  It's paying off.  Doubt It Publishing's first release from a single author is a hit.  The book will continue to reach new heights (and sales records) once we actually begin promoting it next Saturday at Stockman's. 
And finally, I'd like to work a plug in for an old friend and comrade.  JR Finlayson (whom you may remember from the Monsters Of Verse) has released Multiples Of Eleven, his first full-length collection of poems for the clever price of $11.11.  To buy a copy of the book, click on over to:
           
With one new poetry book out and another one on the way could there be a Monsters Of Verse revival?
I certainly wouldn't rule it out.
Have a great week and I'll keep you posted,
Tom Waters